Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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