Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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