I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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