dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
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