You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
porn star boner night. come get it.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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