your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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