The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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