member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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