you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
All I want is dick and wine.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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