he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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