He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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