none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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