Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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