Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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