we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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