My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
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