the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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