He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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