Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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