Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
And then he peed in my hair
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
