She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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