Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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