what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Randomize
