Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
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