I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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