"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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