: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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