On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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