Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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