Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
The ass gains better be worth it
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