It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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