awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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