sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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