belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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