im gay
i know
yea but for you.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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