Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
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