I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
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