Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
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