i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
You did what with his pubic hair?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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