It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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