On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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