no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
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