I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
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What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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