How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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