yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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