Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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