I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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