Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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