I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
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