Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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