He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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