I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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