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She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
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