she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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