so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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