Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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