im drinking this country out of the recession.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
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