you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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