Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
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