is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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