Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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