Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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