Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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