He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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