She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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